Pico School
Category: Online flash game / adventure game
License: free
Players:1 player game.
Game size:375 Bytes
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(in)Game description (5028 characters)
Good morning, class!
Today I am going to
teach you about apples,
and bananas!
Apples are a red fruit.
They are very tasty.
Who here has eaten
an apple?
Thats great, Pico!
Has anyone here ever
eaten a banana?
Enough of this crap!
Ive been listening
to goth music all my
life...
It never said
anything about
apples!
The American
education system is
bullshit!
Rip the system!
End facism!
KEIN MEHRHEIT
FÜR DIE MITLEID!
BeRzErKeR!
Your computer is unable to process the
immense amounts of blood flying around the
screen at this time.
The genocide will be over in just a moment.
Thank you.
The remainding soundtrack is by HIVE...
I pray that he doesnt mind.
PICOS SCHOOL
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HEALTH:
SCHOOL MAP
SEMI-AUTO MODE!
Point and click to fire gun!
CINEMA MODE.
Get ready for action!
INVENTORY - CLICK ICON TO USE ITEM
TAKE THE GUN
GOT IT!
What an asshole!
Something from
inside is blocking
this door!
Ill have to try coming
in from the hallway!
The exit is locked up
during school hours!
It keeps kids from
getting out.
Theyre just lucky
Darnell never started a
fire in here.
The door is locked!
I must need a
teachers key to
get in.
I wonder if my
dead teacher has
one?
I better go check.
EAST
EAST
SOUTH
SOUTH
You sure are a nosey
bastard, Pico.
Have you ever met
Alucard?
Youre always too
busy being popular.
He has interesting
telekinetic powers.
Observe!
ALUCARDS HEALTH:
Please leave me alone!
Here, take my school
key. Now go away!
TAKE KEY
GOT IT!
Stop harassing me!
I can sue you for
harassment, ya know!
I have nothing more to
say without my lawyer
present.
WEST
WEST
NORTH
NORTH
TAKE FIRE
EXTINGUISHER
DO NOT ENTER
Hey Pico, it looks
like Casandra has a
crush on you!
Otherwise, youd be
dead right now!
Its a shame I dont
share Casandras
sentiments.
Please spare me!
Go eat dick.
Any last requests?
Without a survivor,
the press wont have
anyone to exploit!
I will go on TV, and
help sensationalize
this tragic event.
You may have a
point. I will have to
ask the others.
In the meantime,
get the fuck out of
my face!
Go eat dick, Cyclops.
No one is impressed
by your teen angst.
I seem to remember
you being a big Pearl
Jam fan.
But then you were
runnin with the G-
Squad for a while.
Now youre a punk.
What the fuck? Pick a
trend & stick with it.
At least I never liked
that techno-shit you
listen to.
Get outta my face,
PRICK-O!
Fuck me with a 10
foot pole! I cant
believe it!
Please, Pico! Dont
kill me! I was just
kidding around!
I was told to just
scare you! I wasnt
going to kill you!
Run home to mommy.
Say your prayers.
Let me go and Ill
never bother you
again! I promise!
Say your prayers!
Youre gonna be so full of
lead, youll have to use your
dick as a pencil!
All I gotta do is pull this
trigger right here!
Run home to your
mommy, before I change
my mind.
RESTROOMS
Oh god! The blood!
The violence! The
tension!
I dont want to live
through another
minute of this!
Please end my life,
and spare me this
anxiety!
TEACHERS
LOUNGE
FUCK.
CONTINUE
NEWGROUNDS
BACK TO PICO
PLAY AGAIN
YOU SURE LIKE SHIT!
GET A LIFE.
Excuse me, will
you please shut the
door?!
Come on dick, shut
the fucking door.
You like this?
Watching me shit?
Turns you on?
If you like it so
much, why dont you
have some!
God... You are one
sick fuck.
I bet you liked that?
I bet you want more!
This blade can
turn your dick into a
coctail weiner.
Only a true ninja
can master such
a weapon.
I hope you are
ready to die.
You will not be
able to kill what
you cannot see.
A true ninja can
fight without his
sense of sight.
Having night
vision goggles
helps, too.
HANZOUS HEALTH:
TAKE THE
GOGGLES
GOT EM!
Not bad, Prico.
You are already too late,
however. The time of the
punk rock/goth gestapo
has come!
Wish you were part of it?
You could have been a
nonconformist just like the
rest of us!
But no - you had to
express your individuality
in forms other than your
clothing.
We are tired of people
picking on us for the way
we dress. Vengeance is
ours!
Society sucks, but you
dont have to kill your
classmates to stand out.
Try making the music
instead of just listening to it.
Better yet, make a crazy
website that lets you kill
pop-icons.
It doesnt matter anyway.
You have failed the test of
life, and I will take you all
on if I must!
You think I need these
fucks to help me kill you?!
To be honest, I dont give a
shit about any of this
society crap.
I have other plans for this
world.
CASANDRAS HEALTH:
Six Months Later
Great news, Pico!
Weve found new
students to replace
the dead ones!
Isnt that great?
Were bussing in
students from the
ghetto!
Now theyll finally get
the opportunity they
deserve!
Say hello to your new
classmates!
THE END.
a newgrounds production
created by Tom Fulp
(I pray to God that he doesnt mind)
featuring music by HIVE
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