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Great Teacher Onizuka

10 stars
Category: Online flash game / unsorted games game
License: free
Players:1 player game.
Game size:2,66 KB

great teacher onizuka

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Special Edition
You teach your stupid class to pass
their final exams. Train them in all
four subjects and make sure theyre
motivated. Wow, these instructions
suck. Just do what seems smart, and
dont screw up.
Tips:
Passcode
Written by MrChocobo
Based on the
Great Teacher Onizuka anime
Special Thanks to Michel Monks
I stole your money.
Beta Testers:
Kip Rogers
Ben Colins
Title music and Credits music:
Great Teacher Onizuka OST
Gameplay music
TJ Turqman
Great Teacher Onizuka
Will Return
Passcode:
scatman
-Teach different subjects each day, that way the class
wont be too one sided.
-Try to keep your HP at 100 at all times. You never
know when the vice principal is going to strike.
Class:
Motivation:
Math:
Science:
History:
Language:
Onizuka
Health:
Cash:
Fish Get!!!
Health + 20
Only ¥20!
Only ¥20!
Body Count:
GAME
OVER
GAME
OVER
GAME
OVER
GAME
OVER
GAME
OVER
Try Again?
Credits cost ¥25 each.
Credits cost ¥25 each.
Credits cash in for ¥20 each.
Credits cash in for ¥20 each.
Go to the store
Steal ¥
Go back to roof
Couldnt be too bad
Forget it, sadist
Deal
No deal
Go back to room
Go to the arcade
Go to front plaza
Go kill yourself
Be a man
Beat up Class
Field Trip
Counting
Calculus
Sex Ed
Physics
Make Shit Up
Current Events
History
Shout at Class
Creative Writing
Shakespear
What will you teach today?
Go to class
Skip class
Exit Room
Go to sleep
Wait until Evening
Eat a fish
Buy a fish
Play Shit Pong
Play the Slots
Buy a credit
Cash in a credit
Statistic too low
OMFG.
PONG.
Urumi became a minimum wage
store clerk.
Urumi became a minimum wage
store clerk.
And Everyone else
died of cancer.
Press
spacebar
(Press Q to Quit.)
Onizuka: "Holy shit! This game is fucking broken!"
Onizuka: "I cant believe I fucking wasted money on this shitty
game!"
Onizuka: "I mean, seriously. The graphics are pure shit, and on
top of that, the game isnt even working the way a simple
fucking game of Pong should!!"
Onizuka: "Fuck this game! The computer cant even hit the ball
when its moving at snail speed!!"
Onizuka: "Manager!! I want my fucking money back!!"
Manager: "Nope, sorry. No refunds! Haha, asshole."
Onizuka: "You motherfucking pile of horse shit! Im going to
beat your face in after Im done with this fucking game!"
Pong AI: "Onizuka. This game sucks dicks."
Onizuka: "Shut the fuck up, asshole! Im the teacher in this
town!"
Pong AI: "Sorry sir."
Onizuka: "Wha?! What is my face, my students
faces, and the vice principals faces doing on
this slot machine?!?!"
Please
Wait
Attack
Eat a fish
WTF SLOTS
Credits
x 50
Any Three x 20
Any x 2
spin
quit
Winner!
Winner!
Great Teacher Onizuka:
Teachers Redemption
Vice Principal
Ill get you next time
Onizuka!!!
Onizuka pwns j00!!
Gained ¥20!
Vice Principal
Noooo!!!
Onizuka pwns j00!!
Fuyutsuki
Wow, Onizuka! Your class got the
highest score in all Japan!
Onizuka
Well, what can I say? What else
would you expect from Great Teacher
Onizuka?
Principal
Onizuka, you are truly an amazing
individual! We are all in your debt!
Principal
From now on, you will be a full-
fledged teacher at this institution!
Vice Principal
ONIZUKA!!!!
Vice Principal
I cannot allow you to become a
teacher!! I will kill you if I must!
Vice Principal
Prepare to die Onizuka!!
Fuyutsuki
Wow! Youre a great fighter Mr.
Onizuka!!
Onizuka
Thanks.
Fuyutsuki
Ive got a great idea!!
Fuyutsuki
LETS MAKE BABIES!!!
And then the day
of the test came...
Onizuka: "Dont worry class! Just dont
screw up and I wont have to beat you
all up again."
Onizuka: "Dont worry class! Just dont
screw up and I wont have to beat you
all up again."
And thus Great Teacher
Onizuka lived happily ever after
as a teacher for the rest of his
days.


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